The Ballad of John And Yoko Lyrics (Lennon/McCartney)




Standing in the dock at Southampton,
Trying to get to Holland or France.
The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back".
You know they didn't even give us a chance.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.
Finally made the plane into Paris,
Honey mooning down by the Seine.
Peter Brown called to say,
"You can make it O.K.,
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain".
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,
Talking in our beds for a week.
The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace".
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.
Saving up your money for a rainy day,
Giving all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul - think!"
Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
eating chocolate cake in a bag.
The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head,
They look just like two gurus in drag".
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.
Caught an early plane back to London.
Fifty acorns tied in a sack.
The men from the press said, "We wish you success,
It's good to have the both of you back".
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

 
Lead Singer: John

Recording: 4/14/69
Mixing: 4/14/69
Length: 2:55
Take: 10

What Goes On? Anomalies

0:16
Thump from guitar during the words "Christ, you"
2:50 * NEW *
John yells "Hey, Peter!", to Peter Brown, who gets a namecheck at around 0:40. Peter Brown was employed by Brian Epstein and took over the "management" duties of the Beatles and Apple Corp. after Brian's death. During the instrumental tracking of "The Ballad of John and Yoko", Peter came into the studio and was greeted by John.
2:56 * NEW *
Paul (playing drums here) sets the sticks down on the snares, audibly!
Written by John Lennon about his marriage to Yoko and their run-ins with various international authorities.
The line "Christ, you know it ain't easy" caused a great deal of controversy and got the song banned by the BBC and most US radio stations.
Recorded and mixed in 9 hours on the day it was written.
Lennon and McCartney worked on this without the other Beatles because of the hastily called session.
The last true Lennon/McCartney compilation. They wrote separately after this.
Not really a ballad, it is uptempo.
The last Beatles song to be recorded specifically as a single.


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